![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The book, “Breasts: A Natural and Unnatural History,” is a witty and beyond entertaining scientific account following these fatty organs from puberty through menopause, and how they are actually a reflection of the world around us. This comes from a book published this week by Boulder author and journalist, Florence Williams. Why are boobs such a magnet for attention? Why do they fascinate everyone, from my Million Dollar punching bag baby to my husband? Studies have actually shown that men perform poorly on cognitive tasks when distracted by naked breasts yes, boobs make men stupid. Occasionally, like a psycho piranha baby, she seems to remember breastfeeding, and she lunges at my chest bearing her teeth, laughing, “My eat your boobs!” (She’s referring to the bra again.) This commences with her speed-bagging my chest, which of course I don’t really feel thanks to Victoria, but I still feel like I should reprimand her, if only I could stop laughing. And technically, I guess she’s accurate.Īsk her where her boobs are, and she points, cautiously, to her elbows. You see, and I fully blame this on my affinity for Victoria’s Secret’s ultra-super-extreme push-up bras that contain three times more padding that what lies underneath, little Bettie Anne doesn’t quite get what boobs are. Her favorite fashion accessory is my ultra-padded pink bra, which she drapes over her shoulder and calls her “boob purse.” My 2-year-old is obsessed with boobies, but in her own special way. ![]()
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